Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Katherine Kersten is sad to announce

Our Katie announced today that her column Northfield's heroin-linked woes symptom of a greater ill is no longer "operative." In the column, Katie—the sitting Commissioner of the Department of Troubling Signs—laid the cause for the heroin epidemic running through Northfield High School at the feet of suggestive and violent music videos. While Katie said she stood by the trembling and precarious logic presented in the column, the column went entirely stinko when it was determined that the premise of the argument, that Northfield had a heroin epidemic, was shown to be false.

Word also comes today that Northfield Chief of Police Harold Hill has requested leave from his post.

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